Saturday, August 8, 2009

Memory Cassette vs. Porn


Ever feel like porn would be better without the sound?  I was watching one of my fav mainstream flics the other day when I was compelled to mute the trendy rap loops and fake orgasm shrieks, and listen to something more... chillwave (or glo fi depending on what side of the great debate ur on).  I put on a multi EP memCass playlist and decided to just chill.  Before long I realized the soft sensual sounds blended beautifully with the glistening sweaty asses that bounced before my eyes.

 It was like my experience went from just merely looking at busted, tatted-up skanks doing degrading shit for cash that will inevitably buy drugs and diapers (maybe) to something post-surreal.  I felt like what I was watching what was meant to be; like we are all one and the forces that make me want to cum in/on something make us all want to cum in/on something.  There was balance in the universe.

Hips moved smoothly to the soft synth and femi vocals.  Dicks were stroked uniformly to drum kicks.  Ambiance filled the simulated orgasms.

What's do you think would be best to tug to?

Green Day? Neon Indian? Smith Westerns? Madonna? AnCo? U2? Memory Tapes? Air France? the Beatles? Slayer? Beastie Boys? Garth Brooks? Beyonce? Telepathe? Prince? Will Smith? AIR? Justice? Your best friend's mom? Other?

Oh and fuck TV on the Radio.

-mg

1 comment:

  1. Bro, MemCassettes is actually done in full by one bro. That means he plays all of his synth lines, guitar parts, and... yes... sings. I hope you didn't actually tug to it. Or if you did, did it matter when the voice was something adrogynous?

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